It's not the fact that she is gay. I could care less about that. It's the fact that she is annoying and not funny. Oh ya and her talk show sucks too. I guess I'm a little jealous because I could never get with Portia De Rossi. Oh wait, that's right! I would just need a shit load of money!
While I'm on the subject of talk shows I might as well bring up Jay Leno. He sucks too and doesn't deserve to have a talk show. He also is not funny... He has so many cars I could sell them and live the rest of my life comfortably 10 times over. Leno and Ellen Degeneres are one and the same to me.
